Day Two
in the Bakura house
Task: Annoy the crap out of Uncle Alik by getting the Millennium Rod
So after our sad defeat of not being able to get the Puzzle, daddy Rura set his sights on the Millennium Rod. The only problem was by now mama had been told what daddy Rura did, so she had told him something like, “You do that again, and I swear I will send you white, ferret BEEP to the Shadow realm myself.”
She also said something else, which made daddy Rura cringe with fear and say, “I swear this woman will de-man me.” I have no idea what that means but anyway, I wanted to make cookies to give to everyone and so mama said she would help me, but once her back was turned, daddy Rura slipped something into the mixture. I asked him what it was and he said, “It was something that would keep Malik busy with Aunty Vipera as we get the Rod.”
I had no idea what he had made but by then, mama had stuck the mixture into the oven. Anyway, once they were done, daddy Rura said that we would take this batch to Malik and Viper.
Well, once we had got there, daddy Rura had to practically bang down the door, before uncle Alik appeared, looking rather annoyed I must say. He said something along the lines of, “What the BEEP are you doing here? We were in the middle of something, so can you BEEP off!”
Daddy Rura replied with something but I had no idea what he said as by this time a rather flustered aunty Vipera had appeared and bopped both of them on the head for, ‘Saying something indecent in front of kids.’
So anyway deciding that I didn’t want to see another fight, I told aunty Vipera why we were here and handed her the cookies. Well uncle Alik seemed to really like them, and I mean really because he ate them all, saying they had a rather sweet taste. Then it got really weird, uncles Alik’s eyes got all foggy and he grabbed a surprised aunty Vipera in his arms and ran up the stairs. I heard her scream something at him, something like a dog in heat but I couldn’t really tell because daddy Rura grabbed my hand and pointed to where the Rod was.
But then it got really weird, because as soon as we were about to grab it and run, daddy Rura got all weird like and started to breath heavy, I think I heard him say, “Crap, I think Ryou ate some of those cookies.”
Before I could ask him, what he grabbed me and ran for home, with a record time I must say, dropped me in front of the TV with Shiro and then ran upstairs.
Great another failed attempt at getting the Items. Anyway, I wanted to know what daddy Rura had put into the mixture, so I found the bottle and it said something like, Aphrodisiac….. Aphrodisiac what’s that?
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