Kitchen
--- gossip ahoy ---
Anzu: Ohh I see you have come to see mine and the other girl’s thoughts on certain things? Well come right in! Please note this is me-Anzu, Mai, Isis and Serenity talking and when we get stared on a subject we may get carried away. So anyway let’s see what to talk about first? What ya think girls?
Mai: let’s talk about you paired up with some certain guys..
Serenity: Yeah, considering you get paired up with almost all of them.
Isis: Aww jealous?
Serenity: Whatever!
Mai: Now now children! Anyway first pairing
Yugi and Anzu
Anzu: Well Yugi is a little sweet heart, but we just good friends. I think of him as a best friend, but sometimes I worry about him so much I seem like his mother so no, I think we only look good as friends.
Mai: Yeah, I know you got the whole Krillian and 18 thing going on, but still you look sweet.. Too sweet if ya get what I mean.
Isis: Moving on,
Yami and Anzu
Anzu: :: Blush blush:: Yami's hot
Isis: I agree but....
Anzu: He's too busy with saving the world. Every time we would go out on a date I can see it now, some wannabe Bakura or Malik would try and challenge him to a duel. I mean I can just see it now, me sitting alone at a restaurant, eating my meal watching my date battle outside.
Serenity: Well then how about..
Joey and Anzu
Anzu: :: Jumps up:: Me and Joey? Ohh no we like friends. He's the brother I never had.
Serenity: Aww. Yeah he thinks of you as a substitute sister when I am not there.
Anzu: Well Joey is cute.
Mai: HEY you! BACK off sister. That’s MY MAN!
Anzu: Ohh whatever!
Tristan: Moving on.
Anzu: Yeah I...HUH? TRISTAN! What are you doing here?
Tristan: I wanna see what sweet Serenity thinks of me!
Serenity: Oh brother! Tristan this is about Anzu okay so bye bye! :: shoves him out:: Anyway, moving on
Tristan and Anzu
Anzu: Ohh nah another brother type for me. We just good friends besides he’s too into his ' sweet Serenity'.
Serenity: don’t remind me.
Isis: SO the final one before we get onto the GOOD ones
Duke and Anzu
Anzu: Err again he’s too into Serenity.. *sigh* Luck you Serenity, you got tweedle dumb and tweedle dee fighting for you.
Serenity: Ohh yes, lucky me!
Mai: Anyway lets get onto the 4 good paring of you, well the one Kaz seems to like. Oh by the way a note, Malik is the light as well as Ryou, while Bakura is the Yami as is Marik.
Malik and Anzu
Anzu: Weeellll Malik is hot
Serenity: HOT? Just HOT? He’s is DAMN HOT! *sigh* You are SO lucky... he can take over my mind ANYTIME!
Anzu and Mai: 0_0
Isis: LaLaLa :: covering her ears:: I am not listening to how my best friends feel about my BROTHER!
Mai: Oh whatever Isis, your brother is hot! *sigh* Now if only I wasn't too old....
Anzu: I like me and Malik together err, don't tell anyone but when I saw him first at battle city I had such a crush on him. Damn he looked good in that err o.o really gay like outfit.
Mai: so moving on to my not so favourite guy...
Marik and Anzu
Anzu: OHH WOW.. Malik’s dark side is HOT!!! Marik is so drool worthy.
Mai: Yah if he hadn't of sent me to that Shadow realm I would have liked him a lot more.
Bakura and Anzu
Anzu: OKAY OKAY I ADMIT IT HE IS TOTALLY HOT!! STOP GIVING ME THE 3RD DEGREE.
Girls: 0_0
Isis: Okay girl, just calm down there, So I take it you like it when you are paired with Bakura.
Anzu: ::Nod nod:: Yeah just think about it I am paired with a Ryou look alike but he's more of a bad ass.
Serenity: I agree Bakura's hot!
Isis: Serenity do you like every single one of these guys of something?
Serenity: Give me a break. I couldn't see every well for a long time, I am making up for it.
Mai: that’s my girl.
Anzu: finally to my absolute favourite.
Ryou and Anzu
Anzu: LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT. What? Oh come on I did marry the guy didn't I? Not too mention have his kids. I mean I went through 48 hours of child birth.
Isis: Speaking of which Chi and Shi, How are they also Bakura's kids?
Anzu: Ohh well, Bakura's energy followed through Ryou even though the ring had been given back, so err when we did it that energy transferred into the eggs which eventually became Shiro and Chijin.. Please tell me you understand and I don't need to give you the Birds and the Bees talk.... Sigh I am going to dread telling the twins about that when they are older... hmm maybe I will leave it to Ryou and Bakura.
Anyway that’s it for now... I hope we didn't offend anyone.
Anzu: BYE!
Girls: BYE!!!
Isis: By the way we didn't include Seto in this why not?
Serenity: Because he is mine
Isis: Err nooo, we got the whole past thingie going on, so hes MINE!
Serenity: MINE! You pyscho brothers sister
Isis: NO hes MINE
Serenity: Grrr
Isis: Grrr
Both: ANZU!!!
Seto and Anzu
Anzu: Ohh Kaiba's a cute one! I like this plus I can see it happening, me melting the ice in his heart.
Serenity: You wish sister we get together in the manga (cough not)
Isis: We have more of a connection
Mai: And to think they are fighting over someone who really doesn't give a damn about them... I wonder sometimes well cyaz!! Hey wait a second, Isis, aren't you married to Shadi???
Isis: 0_0 Opppsss, I forgot. Heh heh, yes I am, I even have a child.